• me: *stays home*
  • parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
  • me: *goes out*
  • parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
  • me: *eats*
  • parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
  • me: *doesn't eat something*
  • parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
  • me: *exhales*
  • parents: don't give me that attitude
sherlockwho7:

God, this is so me. Why do we have to wait so long?!?!

sherlockwho7:

God, this is so me. Why do we have to wait so long?!?!

(via ifinconvenientcomeanywaysh)

how to be a writer

  • start to write something
  • pause and read over what you have so far
  • cringe
  • backspace everything
  • exit out of your computer
  • cry on the floor

(via conor-broberst)

troiansy:

apriki:

Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.

#your soul is made of lies and half eaten lolipops

troiansy:

apriki:

Riddle me this: you’re an invisible thirteen year old who has just snuck into a candy shop. Looking around, at all of the hundreds of different types of sweets that surround you, what do you go for? A lollipop. That your friend had already brought. YOU’RE INVISIBLE IN A CANDY SHOP AND YOU STEAL CANDY THAT SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BOUGHT. And not just anyone. Neville Longbottom. The kid with the worst luck in the world, and you steal his goddamn lollipop. Is anyone surprised that you’ve got a horcrux inside you, Harry Potter? Because I’m not surprised one bit.

#your soul is made of lies and half eaten lolipops

(via kvothetheraving)

iggy-b:

aporeticelenchus:

Dear Internet:
I thought you should know that this happened. In case you didn’t already.
No, I’m not sure what to say about it either.

Marvel you clever bastards

iggy-b:

aporeticelenchus:

Dear Internet:

I thought you should know that this happened. In case you didn’t already.

No, I’m not sure what to say about it either.

Marvel you clever bastards

(via theatomicboom)

gatissimo:

I feel like Moriarty broke into 221B and stole John’s cardigan just as a little extra “fuck you”.

(via ifinconvenientcomeanywaysh)

Walked downstairs this morning and burst into tears because Deathly Hallows part 2 the Resurrection Stone part was on my TV.
Too emotional over fictional characters since ‘93
Also apparently my dad hates James. Like… A lot. To the point where if he shipped I think he’d be a Snily shipper. Because he loooooves the Princes Tale and every time James is on screen he like hisses or yells at him and I’m kinda like wow dad calm down I don’t think I’m even that bad.

perel:

BASED ON TRUE FACTS!

perel:

BASED ON TRUE FACTS!

(via theatomicboom)

The heart, the outcast, the villain.
Tom Hiddleston talks about Loki.

(via princezuko)

I'm Rachel.
I'm a nerd with a million fandoms.
Once I listed them here, but then I realized I had too many and I hate these little sidebar descriptions, so I wrote this instead.

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